This Website Brings To You…
all the who-what-when-where-why of these TV ministries. Phew!
That… was… a… mouthful.
Where was I? Oh yeah,
Did you know
used to play in a rock band?
Do you hear that?
“Ding ding … Ding ding … ”
What’s that, you ask?…
he used to be an ice cream man.
And check this out!
used to, hang out…
…with drug cartels.
Can you believe that?
He used to manage an ALL girl revue
…in Las Vegas!
Oops! Maybe I shouldn’t of mentioned that one?
Ahhhhhhhh… all this info is just a click away but…
You have to scan these pages slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Uh, should I say? Yes… “You might miss something.”
Hey! I have an idea. Why don’t you bookmark this page.
Better yet, subscribe to the blog.
Heck, you can even receive the free monthly newsletter.
Come back here when you’re finished.
Back? Great! I know the blog/newsletter will keep you well informed.
(“I won’t send you a bunch of, blah, blah, blah”).
Time now to introduce you to all the biographies. All set?
I’ll wait here.
I have some webpages I need to add alittle more 'OOMPH' to.
Oh!… One final thing (OK, OK…I mean it this time!)…
I was thinking…what if I put my biography up?
This site would have both “age and beauty” if Uh, well… OK, maybe not. (Ouch!)
Thanks for visiting!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality, already in progress.
seven days without prayer makes one weak.